For the informed and au courant nothing is quite as fun or entertaining as a good crossword puzzle. But even better than a crossword puzzle? Why of course a crossword puzzle within a chic and hip necktie! After all, it is the intellectuals of today's society that posses refinement in style and attire. So let your intellect shine and put to shame your office co-workers with lesser fashion sense. Your time is now. Rise up.

Illiterates need not apply.